Remember the scene in the movie Animal House where the guy stuffs steaks down his pants in the grocery store and walks out? Well, here’s a story about a real life event in Mississippi where a guy (35 year old named Nathan Hardy) takes it step farther.
Seems Nathan was in the mood for some seafood so he goes to the grocery store and stuffs two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two (2) LIVE lobsters into his cargo shorts! Only reason he got caught was because he fell down when he tried to throw the pork loin at an employee while running away. Did I mention he was already on probation when he did this? I guess his stealing days are over, but in the immortal words of John Blutarsky, “was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”